phon3y:

I laughed so hard I woke up my dad.

(Source: unlucky-artist)


lychgate:

true-queen-of-westeros:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, The Functional Alcoholic.

the human corpse on life support
what the fuck thats not cool

lychgate:

true-queen-of-westeros:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, The Functional Alcoholic.

the human corpse on life support

what the fuck thats not cool



supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet


wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(Source: hirookigoto)


letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead


spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent


oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it


winkuchan:

winkuchan:

BEAR MITOSIS

ʕ•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•=•̫͡•ʔ →ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ


socialunjustice:

I’m actually not using a filter at all I just opened my front camera and it was like this what the fuck is happening

socialunjustice:

I’m actually not using a filter at all I just opened my front camera and it was like this what the fuck is happening